Don’t Forget To Set Yer Lineups, Queers.
The season starts tonight. So make sure you have everybody locked in. (I’m looking in your direction, Mok.)
Sincerely,
Hello? Are we gonna do this? Regular season starts in less than a month. Romo’s tears are replenished, as are the Fops’. Are we doing this?
Deeb, Brony-inspired draft order video? Draft day schedule? Various taunting on the blog?
Is anyone in here-ere-ere-ere?
Well, dammit, it appears the Lingerie Football League is on hiatus for 2012, back in April 2013 so they can have a warm-weather schedule. All the better, really. As I don’t play fantasy baseball, I need something to do during NFL’s off-season.
Fops in ‘12 (also in Lingerie ‘13).
The Lingerie Football League has its own Fantasy Football site.
Just sayin’…..
Fops in ‘12
WORLD DEEEEEEEEEB CHAMPWINS.
There is no greater indicator as to what a completely bizarre fantasy season this has been than what I am about to say:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT YOUR 2011 MAFIA BOWL CHAMPIONS: THE NEW YORK DEEBINS.
Cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria.
Congrats to Deeb on his improbable 6-7 Championship season, knocking off both the reigning champ and the #1 seed. (And Mok: you better watch your back, because I know for a fact that Matty is well aware that this would have been his Championship run, had that last regular season game not ended in a last minute tie…).
I shudder to think what Deeb will rename Triple DwayneBowe next year. But I’m glad it’s not me.
- Kluv
A Merry Fantasy Christmas to you all!
As I spend my last day as reigning Mafia Bowl Champ, I thought I’d take this moment to wish good luck to the two owners left standing: Deeb & Trav.
As it stands now, Trav has a decent lead, but Deebins has three players left to go today.
Will Santa bring Trav a long awaited fantasy championship?
Or will Deeb join the ranks of HBK and myself as multiple Mafia Bowl Champs?
Be sure to resist the allure of the NBA and watch to find out. And, of course, have a Merry Christmas!
- Your (current) Champ,
Sperm
Peyton
It’s with a heavy heart that I have decided to officially put Peyton Manning on the trade block.
I’m fielding offers now. Let the bidding begin.
ONE FOR THE BOOKS.
The batshit insanity of the season continues into the first round of the playoffs! While Diesel and Trav sat at home and rested their feet, the rest took to the field:
- Mok, continuing to ride the Aaron Rodgers/Rob Gronkowski train, ousted the Fops in a squeaker, 102-94.
- And, in what could be one of the most stunning upsets in the history of the Mafia Bowl, Deebins is on the verge of kicking Le Sperm to the curb — thanks, in part, to the macho 39-points provided by Matty Ice (who, for the record, was universally jeered by the pundits when Deeb drafted him in the 4th round). Has CJNoK fucked Corey for the last time, pulling an anemic 6 points (while Mssrs. Greene and Jacobs dropped quarters on The Golden Sperm’s Bench)?
It all comes down to tonight, when Sperm’s season rides on the shoulders of the… Seattle Defense. Their highest total of the season was 23 points (versus the Jints) — can they pull an ungodly 30 against the hapless Rams?
Tune in and find out!
- Kluv
[Oh, and in the consolation bracket: The Red Hands and Kelly’s Heroes beat up on the McCoys and HBK, respectively.]
UPDATE: It’s all come down to V-JAX.
The top five playoff slots are locked up. It looks like Diesel & Trav will bag the Week 14 playoff byes, with Mok sliding to third on an (almost) unbelievable tie with Matty to end out the regular season. Me la Sperm is probably in at four, unless Frants can hold off his nemesis in HBK and move up from what looks to be the 5 hole.
And then there’s the final playoff spot. If Matty had managed to squeeze out just one more point, or the FOUR Pats Mok rolled against him came up with one point less, the slot would be his. But with the tie, it all comes down to tonight. So, Mr. Jackson needs at least 14 points for The Golden Sperm to put the Pappies into a tie and award The Red Hands the final playoff spot. Otherwise…Deeb is in. Parlez-vous playoffs.
My condolences to Kelly’s Heroes and The Shady McCoy’s - the Hands’ tie automatically took your out of the running.
- Sperm
